"One of the guys was talking about how he wouldn't give them the Sword of Sharpness without the chance of them cutting of their limbs when they fumble. And I'm just like, 'Dude, this is like a +3 Sword of Sharpness. At that level I'm fighting demons and dragons. And so, 5% of the time, my fighter is going to cut off his leg? Is everyone having fun yet?'"